they callin k special even tho i'm not a cereal

KKKMAKKK

BURNT DISC

Welllllllll lets take a look at the PA ALL STARS injury list:

-Ethier took up backflipping with fellow mtber Darren Bearclaw

-K Maks arranged marriage has found him deep in the vic city club scene

-James dean drinks alone on doherr's cold cement floor, same place he sleeps

-Dickity Pauly D Doherr married some Rigger bitch and gets bitched at for

letting JD live off of them like the vagrant he is

-Krista Kulcyski, Brant Coney, and Sheldon Fistfuckgerald are also chasin the great

CANADIAN DREAM, but in the Real Rigger land of ALBERTA

-Regan Millers been puttin in work in the gyms and streets and fishboats of vancity

-Daddy Duff, well, we all know what hes doin

SOOOO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

the port alberni associate pa all day headquarters / pa all day pa all stars scout management resource center / pa all stars personel and staffing port alberni location head office space

PRESENTS:

fold friday

PA ALLLLLLLLL GAY.

FU BALLS.

the fu man seems to be poppin up everywhere these days. BMXFU BABY.

HOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT REGGIE MILLER FOOTAGE

More HEVIL HEAT in the form of a Kym Grosser Vancity Mixtape. HOT off the press, ft clips from the mafia don Surrey "yeah i was basically a pro once whose countin" Steve, Andy Mcgrath, Chris Smith, Jordan Hango, and island pimp Clayton Fifeild.

ohhhhhh and not to mention, hard as fuck clips from OG PA LOC, Regan GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKING Miller.

Watch out for REGAN on the pro circuit in 2012, this is his year and you can runteldat

newnewkmak

FROM THE DEPTHS

TIME TO REFLECT, ON A JOB WELL DONE, GUYS

Back in a time when this site wasnt playyyyyed the fuck out, sellin madddd adspace and bein endorsed by top van city(heard of it?) pros,, doherr hadnt spread his wings or started a family, molt toronto hadnt even began hitting the gym, and iphones were the new dslr's.

this og as fuck iphone edit will blow you

away

ft O 'beforethecumupevenexisted' G ANTI SALVIA PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT narrated by pauly 'beforejerseyshoreevenexisted' d

NIGGER POP

spotted this on adam22's instagram. alls i gotta say is el oh el. to be honest i'm gonna go ahead and say that the pa all star alumni is probably responsible for about 40% of the comments on the come up. cause as u and i know the whole point of the internet is to comment anonymously and in this case nonymously(?) on everything possible. its good to see us gettin some goddamn recognition for all our hard work. now go FOLLOW @paallday on instagram and while ur at it FOLLOW US ON TWITTER

XXXCLUSIVE BB40z 2.0 ft JD Hillz

BEHIND THE SCENES
xxxclusive Bitches Bikes + 40z sneak peak!
take a walk with us, in our brand new, top secret, 2012 private indoor training facility.
PA All Star James Dean learning the infamous dew tour stunt, the BARSPINNER!!!

fold friday

its friday somewhere.

ride bmx magazine the kyle sketch issue.

when this issue came out the internet was in the process of blooming from a young innocent beautiful virgin into a sluts gaping vagina that everyone has stuck their dick deep deep inside a million times. in these times ride still had somewhat of a presence/relevance in the bmx scene (a lot more than it has now at least, whats ride?). cue in kyle "the asian sensation" (tamiko) sketch. ride seen this young child and was like dayumm we gotta suck his printed dick. so they did, and gave him and his young photographer drewglaserphotography.com (which i just figured out HE HASN'T RENEWED) a 2 page spread in their triumphant scene monopolizing trend setting bmx magazine. then they never printed another kyle sketch photo and coincidently fell through like a figure skater on thin ice. moral of the story is... DREW NEEDS TO RE-UP HIS WEBSITE AND TAKE MORE FUCKIN PHOTOS. go peep BMX PLUS!'s web site.

PA ALL STAR KYLE KETCH'S CLAIM TO FAME.

Junior All Stars REMIX.0

After some behind the scenes conflict about a forgotten clip, facebook beef over song usage, and an exclusive interview with the head of a top scouting agency, a remix was definitely in order.

Self Filmed Loner Edit

PA All Star K - Sketch took a solo cruise on a deece day in The Port Alberni.

Filmed and edited by K - Sketch himself.

Sometimes a solo cruise can be the best sesh a guy can get. especially if his friends are losers

ADAM 22.0 PRESENTS

MY 69420ICPBBQ CENTS:

This argument is illogical and people who use it are not intelligent:

"This person is having more fun than you"

SHUT THE FUCK UP. How do you know how much fun I have? Plz. Enlighten me.

And now for what brought me to say that:

Mike Mastroni has been a hot topic lately, not just because he traded his emo clothes with a homeless scenster bum, but because of his "GROUNDBREAKING CREATIVITY. lol.

"Mike Mastroni is s0o0o creative."

Sure, and so are muuuuultipe other people out there, they just don't feel that a 'put my hand down while doing a crankstall on a moving playground obstacle' is really worth filming. Besides, Im sure if Joe 'No Name' Balony filmed a line like that people would think it was lame. But if someone with some heat behind them does it, aka Mastroni, Nathan WIlliams, Garret Reynolds, or Whoooever, it will be viewed as "Toootally creative." Trust me, I get it, skateboarders have been doing the whole "Im more creative and having more fun than you" thing for years.

One can be creative without pulling an Adolescent Special, (Blonde faux hawk on monday - cock rail piercings, sharpies eyebrows and a leather coat on tuesday). One can be creative while still maintaining the style they always have, and while still riding within the realm of what's normally known as bmx. A great example of creativity in bmx is a barspin to toboggan manual to barspin out clip in an Embassy video released a few months back. (Sorry I don't remember the name of the rider.)

You don't need to dress in your slutty sister's jean shorts and pretend like you don't care what your grandma thinks of your homeless trash beard just to portray yourself as creative. And if somebody does decide to dress this way, it doesn't mean they have more fun than anyone else when they ride. Strangely enough.

Oh BTW:

Needs more short shorts, playgrounds, and creepy facial hair.

Needs more short shorts, homeless facial hair and playgrounds.

AND NOW MY OTHER COUPLE OF CENTS:

Just because a company makes a part a certain way, does not mean it will make you a better rider, or that the part is any way proper on a bmx bike. Massive 10 inch tall bars fit under this category. Has anybody taken the time to realize that once you get passed "shoulder width", the wider your bars get, the lower your shoulders become? which by the way, works AGAINST the entire reasoning people buy topload stems,

As an added note on big bars: I DO UNDERSTAND THE BENEFITS OF USING A SUITABLE SIZED BAR. But when you weigh 135 lbs and are 5' 8", you are limiting yourself by using a bar bigger than ~8 inches.

A MAN-SIZED man can get away with it, yes. But to all you kids out there with xxl bars, you look like idiots.

AND NOW MY OTHER COUPLE OF CENTS:

Just because a company makes a part a certain way, does not mean it will make you a better rider, or that the part is any way proper on a bmx bike. Massive 10 inch tall bars fit under this category. Has anybody taken the time to realize that once you get passed "shoulder width", the wider your bars get, the lower your shoulders become? which by the way, works AGAINST the entire reasoning people buy topload stems,

As an added note on big bars: I DO UNDERSTAND THE BENEFITS OF USING A SUITABLE SIZED BAR. But when you weigh 135 lbs and are 5' 8", you are limiting yourself by using a bar bigger than ~8 inches.

A MAN-SIZED man can get away with it, yes. But to all you kids out there with xxl bars, you look like idiots.

PRO DAY FOR THE JUNIOR ALLSTARS

Straight from their favourite library make out spots comes The Junior Allstars for a sunny day training session, each vying to catch the attention of top BMX scouts!

Mostly raw, but containing a delightful track for added viewing pleasure.

JAY FUCKIN CIGS BITCH.

HANDS DOWN MY TOP 2 RAP SONGS OF ALL TIME.