February 29, 2012

ADAM 22.0 PRESENTS

MY 69420ICPBBQ CENTS:


This argument is illogical and people who use it are not intelligent:

"This person is having more fun than you"

SHUT THE FUCK UP. How do you know how much fun I have? Plz. Enlighten me.


And now for what brought me to say that:


Mike Mastroni has been a hot topic lately, not just because he traded his emo clothes with a homeless scenster bum, but because of his "GROUNDBREAKING CREATIVITY. lol.

"Mike Mastroni is s0o0o creative."

Sure, and so are muuuuultipe other people out there, they just don't feel that a 'put my hand down while doing a crankstall on a moving playground obstacle' is really worth filming. Besides, Im sure if Joe 'No Name' Balony filmed a line like that people would think it was lame. But if someone with some heat behind them does it, aka Mastroni, Nathan WIlliams, Garret Reynolds, or Whoooever, it will be viewed as "Toootally creative." Trust me, I get it, skateboarders have been doing the whole "Im more creative and having more fun than you" thing for years.

One can be creative without pulling an Adolescent Special, (Blonde faux hawk on monday - cock rail piercings, sharpies eyebrows and a leather coat on tuesday). One can be creative while still maintaining the style they always have, and while still riding within the realm of what's normally known as bmx. A great example of creativity in bmx is a barspin to toboggan manual to barspin out clip in an Embassy video released a few months back. (Sorry I don't remember the name of the rider.)

You don't need to dress in your slutty sister's jean shorts and pretend like you don't care what your grandma thinks of your homeless trash beard just to portray yourself as creative. And if somebody does decide to dress this way, it doesn't mean they have more fun than anyone else when they ride. Strangely enough.


Oh BTW:


Needs more short shorts, playgrounds, and creepy facial hair.

Needs more short shorts, homeless facial hair and playgrounds.




AND NOW MY OTHER COUPLE OF CENTS:


Just because a company makes a part a certain way, does not mean it will make you a better rider, or that the part is any way proper on a bmx bike. Massive 10 inch tall bars fit under this category. Has anybody taken the time to realize that once you get passed "shoulder width", the wider your bars get, the lower your shoulders become? which by the way, works AGAINST the entire reasoning people buy topload stems,


As an added note on big bars: I DO UNDERSTAND THE BENEFITS OF USING A SUITABLE SIZED BAR. But when you weigh 135 lbs and are 5' 8", you are limiting yourself by using a bar bigger than ~8 inches.


A MAN-SIZED man can get away with it, yes. But to all you kids out there with xxl bars, you look like idiots.

AND NOW MY OTHER COUPLE OF CENTS:


Just because a company makes a part a certain way, does not mean it will make you a better rider, or that the part is any way proper on a bmx bike. Massive 10 inch tall bars fit under this category. Has anybody taken the time to realize that once you get passed "shoulder width", the wider your bars get, the lower your shoulders become? which by the way, works AGAINST the entire reasoning people buy topload stems,


As an added note on big bars: I DO UNDERSTAND THE BENEFITS OF USING A SUITABLE SIZED BAR. But when you weigh 135 lbs and are 5' 8", you are limiting yourself by using a bar bigger than ~8 inches.


A MAN-SIZED man can get away with it, yes. But to all you kids out there with xxl bars, you look like idiots.

February 28, 2012

PRO DAY FOR THE JUNIOR ALLSTARS

Straight from their favourite library make out spots comes The Junior Allstars for a sunny day training session, each vying to catch the attention of top BMX scouts!
Mostly raw, but containing a delightful track for added viewing pleasure.

February 17, 2012

jason teet lost tapes


jason teet lost tapes. the intro is lol'able. go peep RIDE ON and buy some quality bike parts.

February 11, 2012

samantha moores brother.


heres some of sams brother (keegan lorenzo moore) and his baby gurl kapila ragini otherwise known as THE GOODTIMERS to get you stoked for ur weekend of alcohol and drug consuming.

GT JAM 2012

ohhhhhh baby, THE SEVENTH ANNUAL, GT JAM, 2012. if you haven't been to a GT JAM then ur obv a pussy ass mountain biker with a gaping vagina.
peeeeeep the videos below fer a lil taste of just a jew of the happenings from last years gongshow.




crisp friggins at his finest^ i didn't even know my camera was on at the start of this. chris lost a wheel, bars, flash and tripod to the gt jam last year and jerry lost a full bike to the fire. 

February 10, 2012

fold friday


scandalous.  if u peep this shit follow pa all day on twitter for nothing related to anything and a whole lot more.

February 08, 2012

art student video submission.


keegan mooretello aka k-mak aka an accomplished college graduate comes thru with this lil edit of him and clay venne who i didn't even goddamn well recognize cause hes apparently goin bald.. that or he just got a haircut.

February 06, 2012

taylor ellvee


taylor elvy made a edit. its sick. it got clips from rooder, randy yo, dave scott, and blair pennell

videos